We Found Jeff Bezos’s Next Space Crew

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History will be made with the first all-twink space flight.

At 11 a.m. on April 14, Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez went to space as part of a Jeff Bezos–funded, all-female flight crew attempting to “make space” for women in STEM.

Whether or not that was accomplished is still (pardon the phrase) up in the air. But either way, it is technically historic: Who won’t remember where they were when they learned Katy Perry’s Lifetimes Tour setlist? With that in mind, we have some suggestions for future crews that Bezos could send to space in order to continue making history. Below, find our ideas for new and equally groundbreaking crews who could man future space travel.



- Julia Fox - Chloë Sevigny - Charli XCX - Gabriette - Drag queen dressed as Clara Bow in It - “Damn Daniel” boy - Mason Ramsey - Hawk Tuah - The “Oovoo Java” guy - Alex from Target - GAYLE - Sam Nivola - Gideon Glick in Maestro - Elliot Page - “Boyfriend”-era Justin Bieber - Kodi Smit-McPhee - Dopey from Snow White (2025).