Waziri retreated to pristine beaches, but his ears foiled the vacation

Retreating to the Kenyan coast , which boasts several of the world’s finest beaches, should have bought Interior Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen peace and quiet. The ambient murmurs of the ocean and a calming breeze would make for a perfect walk along the white sandy beaches of Diani, Mombasa and Watamu, and wherever else Bwana Waziri spent the past week. Miles away from the noisy capital, Murkomen would have shut the world out.

Perhaps his only worry would have been getting as much sun to hit every part of his hairless, planet-shaped head, now used to the wetness of Nairobi. Already have an account? Login.