Friends, it’s finally here: s “Men Tell All.” Usually, these things run on testosterone-charged drama, but this one was all love (and a few fart jokes). Let’s put on our gas masks and dive in.
to get this newsletter in your inbox. I can’t even begin to describe how stoked I was for this week. We all knew there’d be talk about who grills the best and who snores the loudest, but the deeper moments had me bawling.
Jonathan has a girlfriend! I repeat: OK, technically, he said he . Still, does she have Instagram? Because I need to see it right now. [People] Oh, yeah.
Several times. And in an award-worthy display of commitment to the bit, the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles even . Speaking of which, can we please get a gay Bachelor already? [Entertainment Weekly] There was (the fart jokes came in here), but my favorite was the montage of the men requesting wipes to dab the dew off their foreheads.
[Entertainment Weekly] You know you’ve made it big when Jesse Palmer compliments your hair on national TV. This was decidedly Charles L.’s night: He got handmade signs, a loving highlight reel and even a fan shout-out to become the .
Fingers crossed...
[USA Today] Truthfully, bored me this season, but that changed last night when Jonathan revealed the sticky note with affirmations Mark left in his cup: “I am STRONG. I am INTERESTING. I am HANDSOME.
I am DESERVING. I am ENOUGH.” And am WEEPING! [TheWrap] Gregg might’ve snored loudly enough to wake up the whole Bachelor Mansion, but something good has come out of the guys’ sleep deprivation: He’s finally of his sleep apnea.
You go, Gregg! [Entertainment Weekly] I don’t know if Jack grilled those burgers for the audience as a nod to “Burger-gate,” but between his joke about the mansion’s “Dick van Dyke beds” and the shot of him in the (empty) jacuzzi tub in a full suit, this flew me to the moon. [Us Weekly] Though Pascal was there to , he found a moment to whip out the sheet masks and lead the guys in a moment of deep breathing. Does he actually about meditation? No.
But at least he knew not to eat the cucumbers. [TheWrap] Carrie Rengers At last, Joan will choose between her final two men next week, so for our penultimate Q&A, I caught up with reporter Carrie Rengers, who’s been our Kansan frontrunner, Chock, all season long. What's it been like having Wichita resident Chock on the show? Even for a city of a half million residents, Wichita is like a small town.
Most everyone seems to have some kind of connection to Chock. It's been a hoot to see his local references, though it was groan-inducing that hay bales were in Wichita, as if we're all farmers. to Pascal, but so many guys seemed like a better fit.
Speaking of fit: . Hello, sir. is a delight.
Girl dad , even if he gets tongue-tied. Joan, honey, what were you thinking? Joan, let's face it: Chock’s been your guy just about from the get-go. (In fact, he'll probably give you perpetual grief for the first impression rose.
) Also, we'd love to see you around town. Let’s make it official. Carrie had about Joan’s visit to Wichita with Chock.
Health problems can arise at any age, but it’s striking how much of this season’s cast has experience with cancer. Last night, retired CEO Michael revealed that he was he got the call to join. “My immediate inclination was not to proceed,” he said, but after encouragement from his family (and an OK from his doctor), he changed his mind.
“What could have been a really lousy, difficult year for me instead was kind of a great one,” Michael said, adding that he’s going to be OK and is grateful “for this experience that came at just the right time for me.” [Parade] The male bonding was real this season, so yes, there were lots of tears. I counted seven crying sessions — enough for retired Navy captain Kim to sail across.
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