1 week Ago
1. The person whose barber went Moses-mode on their hair: 2. The person whose cake wasn't exactly what they ordered: 3.
The person who loves their neighbors very much, I'm sure: 4. The person whose stairs got a nice, new, beautiful coat of paint: 5. The person who maaaaay have stepped in a bit of mud: 6.
The person whose new door will always have a slight breeze: 7. The person whose cake defies all logic and explanation: 8. The person who's going to be enjoying some delicious roasted knife tonight: 9.
The person who is about to write a whole thesis on spontaneous generation: 10. The person whose potatoes look like biohazard waste: 11. The person whose sausage is growing hair in unexpected places: 12.
The person whose corn lost the eternal battle: 13. The person whose doctor is probably laughing with all their precious little doctor friends: 14. The person who is going to be absolutely GLIDING along their kitchen from now on: 15.
The person who has the universe telling them "STAY OUT": 16. The person who may have just invented a brand new type of pizza: 17. The person who will NEVER, ever play second fiddle to a cake again: 18.
The person who is a little too casual about an ANT being in their EYE: 19. The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them: 20. The person whose car miiiight need some work: 21.
The person who will never pick up a pot all willy-nilly again: 22. And the person who will never bring a whole-ass SHEPHERD'S PIE to bed again: What are we DOING here, folks..
