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Until you've lived with a partner, you haven't fully discovered all of their intricacies and quirks. And sometimes, that might just be for the best. Redditor SeasonBeneficial5871 asked, "What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about your partner only after moving in together?" Here's what people said.
3. "I had an ex who would wait until the last minute to shower and get ready but refused to use a towel to speed up the process. She’d slather herself in baby oil while still wet and wait for both of them to airdry before even starting her hair or makeup.
" — Careless-Passion991 4. "He sleeps like a vampire; sleeping on his back, with his arms straight by his sides or folded on his chest. Every.
Single. Night. Some nights, he doesn’t even change his position at all.
I was seriously concerned during the first couple of nights that we slept in the same bed." — Rag1ngRedHead 6. "My ex slept with his eyes slightly open.
The first night, I thought he died. The second night, I almost performed an exorcism." — Relative_Action_1711 8.
"After washing the dishes, he goes to the bathroom and washes his hands. Both the kitchen and bathroom have hand soap." — Lil_boba4 10.
"I always thought that when movies or TV shows feature someone talking in their sleep, and they just spout random, silly nonsense, that it was mostly for comedic effect and wasn’t really a reflection of real life. Nope. My partner talks in his sleep, and it’s always just absolutely random, silly nonsense.
The most recent one was, in a tone of dismay, 'There’s ice cream all over the stairs...
' followed by a drawn-out 'broooooooo.' He also periodically giggles in his sleep, which, frankly, is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen from another human." — T3nacityDog 13.
"He makes up songs about everything he’s doing/seeing/thinking about. I know where he’s been in the apartment because he’ll make up a song about ketchup after grabbing something from the fridge or sing a song about moisturizer while doing his skincare. And, of course, he tends to make up silly songs about me most of all.
" — Former-Cat8735 18. "He has a snot shirt. When he gets any kind of respiratory sickness, he takes a shirt out and puts it on his nightstand and blows his nose in it during the night.
He says it’s cheaper and softer than tissues." — DeiselXBurna 21. "We have a shoe rack.
He has never used it. He prefers instead to discard his shoes in a semicircle around the front door like a booby trap for me, his incredibly clumsy fiancée. I love him even though my life is constantly at risk.
" — RealLochNessie What surprising or bizarre habit or tendency did you learn about a partner only after moving in together? Tell us in the comments or in this anonymous form ..
