People Are Confessing Their Most Unhinged Food Crimes — And They’ll Horrify, Confuse, And Maybe Even Convert You

Look, we all have our quirks in the kitchen. Some people drink pickle juice, and some like salt on their fruit. But then there are the truly unhinged food crimes — I'm talking about putting mayo in places they've never been before.

Recently, Redditor Dragonsrule18 asked the r/askredditfood community: " What food sin do you personally commit?" And after reading people's confessions, I have to say...



some of these are going to require serious penance. So grab a snack (preferably a "normal" one) and prepare to witness some of the most chaotic food choices ever confessed to the internet. 2.

"I don't want my pasta with a 'bite.' I want squishy, creamy, cozy pasta." — Fleuramie 3.

"My friend puts ice in beer." — MsMcSlothyFace 5. "I still feel a level of shame to admit this, but I, a Black Southerner, eat my grits with sugar.

I will be mailing my Black and Southerner cards to the appropriate authorities forthwith." — misssweetsweet 7. "I like pineapple on pizza.

But I'd never order it at a pizza party. I'll eat my fruity pizza alone and with quiet shame." — First-Expression2823 10.

"Lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel." — Alternative-Dig-2066 13. "I'll eat queso cold right outta the fridge.

" — AC_Lerock 15. "I only eat the cookie part of the Oreo sandwich. I hate the filling.

It’s too sweet." — Hopeful-Feeling1876 18. "I college I would eat bricks of ramen noodles uncooked, like a big cracker.

" — CYMK_Pro 20. "I like putting sardines in my ramen — the Beach Cliff ones — with the Louisiana hot sauce." — dreadsreddit 22.

"I prefer beer at room temperature. The cheaper, the better. It absolutely kills my throat if it's cold.

I'm the same way with soda as well." — gardenmom86 23. "I eat frozen peas.

" — [deleted] 25. "I often eat ice cream with a fork. It's easier to dig out and less metallic taste.

" — IllustriousPickle657 27. "I break my pasta before boiling." — paprika_number_nine 28.

"Plain yogurt between crackers." — Puppet007 29. "I add cheese to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Sometimes I even turn them into grilled PB&J (and cheese) sandwiches." — Splenda- 30. "Water with cereal.

It's honestly not as bad as it sounds." — Yongbokkie5 31. "Spaghetti with (or even on) peanut butter bread.

I don't know how, but it was a thing when I was little. Haven't had it in a long time, but I would, and I will. It's delicious.

Fight me." — NobodyIsHome123xyz 33. "If I run out of milk, I submerge my Oreos in orange juice.

It's actually awesome!" — jimmysmiths5523 34. "Mustard on my scramble eggs, and I also like sardines on toast with mustard." — victoria98769 35.

"I leave cheese unwrapped so I can eat it when it gets criiiispy." — Freakyfreckz 36. "I eat Eggo waffles frozen.

" — Schrko87 37. "I eat beef stew with buttered cinnamon raisin bread. I even put it ON the bread.

" — charliegalah What food sin are you guilty of? Tell us in the comments or anonymously via this form..