2 days Ago
1. The person whose pool just became an infinity pool at no cost: 2. The person with the cleanest floor this side of the Mighty Mississipp': 3.
The person lived way too dangerously while cutting their hair: 4. The person who finally answered the eternal question of what happens when you take a table saw to an iPhone: 5. The person who learned a valuable lesson about measuring things that day: 6.
The person who had the universe laugh in their face: 7. The person who got absolutely dusted by some espresso powder: 8. The person who gave their cable an emergency tracheostomy: 9.
The person who just straight up lived a Looney Tunes scene: 10. The person who saw quite possibly the worst sight known to humankind: 11. The person who's going to feeling the CRONCH of dog food under their feet for the rest of their days: 12.
The person who found a little friend in their dishwasher: 13. The person who gave their MacBook a cool, new design: 14. The person whose microwave no longer belongs to them: 15.
The person who might be the soundest sleeper this side of the Mighty Mississipp': 16. The person whose purse is far, far, far away from them now: 17. The person who had the unthinkable happen to them: 18.
The person whose financial situation is now looking dire: 19. The person whose view just got a whole lot crinklier: 20. The person whose peanut butter got a little extra seasoning at the store: 21.
The person who might just have to follow in the footsteps of the person who had the deodorant before them: 22. The person who might have to go pick up a brick or two: 23. The person who just got absolutely screwed: 24.
The person whose eye had a tiny, tiny problem: 25. And the person who can never, ever go back into their car: It's done..
