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Billy Keane: What complaint does a visit to the holy well on the super-steep cliffs of Bromore put right? Vertigo, of course

I want a sheepdog, and while I’m at it, I want a sheep too. What’s the point in having a sheepdog without a sheep? The sheep would be very handy for cutting the grass, although the use of more accurate robotic lawnmowers will do away with sheep, other than for eating and wool.

The Cliffs of Bromore, near Ballybunion, Co Kerry. Photo: Fáilte Ireland I want a sheepdog, and while I’m at it, I want a sheep too. What’s the point in having a sheepdog without a sheep? The sheep would be very handy for cutting the grass, although the use of more accurate robotic lawnmowers will do away with sheep, other than for eating and wool.

I know of a hay fever sufferer who brought in a goat for keeping the grass down, but the goat ate the clothes off the line. Join the Irish Independent WhatsApp channel Stay up to date with all the latest news.