2 days Ago
1. The person whose apple pie is with the angels now: 2. The person whose Christmas tree would even give one Charles "Charlie" Brown pause: 3.
The person whose kitchen said NO: 4. The person whose TV FINALLY has some good texture: 5. The person who had one job end and a whole different job begin: 6.
The person who gave a garbage man the most magical Christmas: 7. The person who lived everyone's worst nightmare: 8. The person who found some lost treasure in their fast food: 9.
The person who now has to give their bathroom a nice, clean shave: 10. The person who will now be discovering all sorts of new flora and fauna inside their car: 11. The person who will be cleaning their oven until the cows come home: 12.
The person who will be forever haunted by the lost tick: 13. The person who really, REALLY wanted fresh air: 14. The person whose car I'm sure smells absolutely scrumptious: 15.
The person whose blender went Vesuvius-mode: 16. The person who shared a nice, intimate moment with some ants: 17. The person whose shoe faded away, like tears in the rain: 18.
The person whose boot has found its eternal resting place: 19. The person who was visited by Italian Santa: 20. The person who gave the ground a wonderful Christmas gift: 21.
The person who now has an expensive piece of plastic: 22. The person who needs to get rid of their food ASAP: 23. The person whose shower just got a whole lot more dangerous: 24.
The person who was kind enough to let the world peak into their house: 25. The person whose PS5 gave their wall the business: 26. The person whose egg went absolutely nuclear: 27.
The person who lived my ACTUAL worst nightmare: 28. The person who just turned an air fryer into a "slowest cooker": 29. The person who will be finding stray pees in their kitchen for the rest of their life: 30.
The person who almost had an amazing day: 31. The person who lives next door to the dang GRINCH: I'm serious! 32. The person who had to share the road with this joker: 33.
The person who met a new furry friend while eating oatmeal: Don't worry, the bat was okay, and the human got a rabies shot. 34. The person whose phone just hit the cold tub: 35.
The person whose freezer has seen better days...
much better days: 36. The person whose drink had a little extra spice: 37. The person who may have forgotten something important: 38.
The person who will never feel safe walking on that carpet again: 39. The person whose house now needs to be condemned: 40. The person who most certainly did NOT follow the rules: 41.
The person whose toaster let them down when they needed it the most: 42. The person who better not take any advice from Lansford Hastings on how to make it through this snow: 43. The person who found a brand new kind of yeasty laundry detergent: 44.
The person who is going to be a-diggin' through some butter: 45. The person whose packaging was the opposite of discreet. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it was creet: 46.
The person who lived the "mistah mistah " nightmare: 47. The person who will curse that pink bike until the end of their days: 48. The person who gave themselves a new paint job: 49.
The person who knows 2025's hottest look will be "shirt that got caught in a tool at the job site": 50. And the person whose entire world just got rocked by a pill mix-up: Lord help us..
