37 Hilariously Devastating Insults That Very Possibly Put People Into Therapy

1. Roasting a dog? I'll allow it (especially when it's this funny): 2. Also funny? The dad who dropped this A+ diss on his daughter: 3.

And this comment about Gal Gadot's performance in Snow White is the equivalent of a Mike Tyson punch circa 1989: 4. But don't worry, Gal! You're not the only celeb roasted down to a crisp: 5. LOLOLOLOL.



.. I think even Cynthia and Ariana would laugh at this one: 6.

And — rounding out this mini-section of celeb disses — is a direct hit Pedro would probably laugh at, too: 7. You KNOW the owner of this truck was checking the resale market one minute after this one: 8. This poor girl was just trying to help and did not deserve THIS MUCH firepower: 9.

And two things can be true at once...

this reply by musician Robbie Williams was A) pretty petty, and B) an absolute banger: 10. When they say the dating scene is brutal out there, this could be exhibit A: 11. This could be exhibit B: 12.

And this could be exhibit C (but honestly he was asking for it): 13. This son was trying to be there for his mom, but..

.oh my: 14. This person was looking for a little reassurance, but walked into an insult that is NOT going to make them feel better: 15.

And this person's attempt to inspire...

only inspired one red-hot diss: 16. Wait..

.I can't believe the police department is dropping roasts like this, LOL: 17. But I CAN believe a drill sergeant is this ruthless: 18.

And this comeback may be a variation on a diss as old as time, but I'll be damned if it isn't a direct hit: 19. This jingoistic jerk 100% deserved this comeback: 20. This person asked for a joke about Americans (which, I'm sorry to say, is like shooting fish in a barrel these days): 21.

And this diss should become the default to every dumbass in our country right now: 22. Well, shoot, this is probably the right place to put an Elon Musk (and his fans) diss: 23. And this Elon diss hits really hard if you know your Henry Ford history: 24.

This comeback feels from the school of "Hi hungry, I'm dad": 25. This roast could make AT&T cry (and, yes, I realize AT&T is an inanimate company): 26. And this hilarious dig at Penn State could singlehandedly tank the school's future enrollment: 27.

This streamer on Kick got, uh, kicked hard: 28. This person who loves Jesus and a good manicure almost certainly did not love this response: 29. And here's a grade-A roast of Kid Rock just for the hell of it: 30.

This devastating takedown via text, I'm 99% sure, finished this conversation on the spot: 31. This comment on Green Day's "When I Come Around" video chose violence, LOL: 32. And this knock on 1997-era Bob Odenkirk would probably get a laugh out of Bob (and his sideburns): 33.

This diss immediately puts an image in your mind of a kid you went to school with: 34. This reply to a dumb post is efficiently brutal: 35. And this YouTube comment is just.

..chef's kiss: 36.

This Chevrolet dealership's response to this Ford dealership's billboard deserves a slow clap: 37. And lastly, we all can enjoy this swipe at Trump:.