5 days Ago
1. That one beer drinking app everyone got when they first bought an iPhone: 2. And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter: 3.
Or the one app that made it look like you were swinging a light saber: 4. Waking up in the middle of the night to see this infomercial on: The GAZELLE. 5.
The helicopter game: 6. Every single jingle the Free Credit Report guys did: 7. Endlessly quoting The End of Ze World.
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Or Bill O'Reilly Freaking Out...
9. Or Miss Teen South Carolina: It was how we all communicated. 10.
Talking about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day: 11. That one Campbell's soup commercial with the melting snowman: 12. That very strange berries and cream Starburst commercial: 13.
That one cereal mascot monstrosity: 14. Seriously considering asking Jeeves: 15. The dancing Six Flags old man: 16.
Those lying fish shampoos that promised you "no tears": 17. The ORIGINAL emojis: 18. The "Dude, You're Getting a Dell" guy: 19.
And the Verizon's "Can you hear me now?" guy: 20. Those watches that lit up blue, truly a sign we were living in the future: I heard that if you drank the blue you got superpowers. 21.
Winning free sodas just by looking under the cap: 22. What iTunes used to look like: 23. The U2 iPod: 24.
Accessing Facebook on a flip phone before everyone had smart phones: 25. Arguing passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight: 26. That one paper toss iPhone game: This was required by law to be the first app everyone downloaded when they got an iPhone.
27. Texting Jamster and immediately regretting your decision: 28. Somehow for some reason thinking backwards upside-down visors were a good idea: 29.
Texting Cha Cha for answers to life's most important questions: 30. Downloading ringtones and viruses off of Phonezoo: 31. Bringing an Izone instant camera around for special occasions: 32.
Busting out the dance to "The Ketchup Song" to stunt on your friends: 33. This commercial running every five minutes on Nickelodeon: 34. Thinking that Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy: 35.
And those Myspace surveys everyone from your school thought showed how deep a person they were: STILL DON'T CARE!.
