25 Of The Funniest Posts About Married Life (April 1-7)

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage posts on those platforms.

Scroll down to read the latest batch: @aliciaandrz.bsky.social/Bluesky Made the mistake of eating 3 samoas out of my wife’s box of girl scout cookies and boy lemme tell yall that was a bad idea.



— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) April 1, 2025 "> @breadery.bsky.social/Bluesky When my wife is napping: Me: [tiptoeing around wearing only socks, whispering to kids, putting in AirPods to listen to TV] When I’m napping: Wife: DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT A SMOOTHIE [sound of blender] — Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 6, 2025 "> @cavatica.

bsky.social/Bluesky @nora.zone/Bluesky @kellyscaletta.

bsky.social/Bluesky My wife won’t let me wear my cargo shorts if we’re going anywhere near a buffet. — Mo Mohler (@MoMohler) April 2, 2025 "> @emilystjams.

bsky.social/Bluesky @chadconcelmo.bsky.

social/Bluesky If you love her, you'll know if Mercury is in retrograde and act accordingly. — Schmuckarillo By Morning (@SchmuckOnAHorse) April 7, 2025 "> This couple at the restaurant is arguing about whether the table legs are uneven or the floor is uneven. It's us.

We're the couple. — Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 5, 2025 "> @merrittk.com/Bluesky @sixfootcandy/Threads No one: My husband, who has a PhD: man, I love fart videos — meghan (@deloisivete) April 4, 2025 "> @stevehofstetter.

bsky.social/Bluesky @lfickvitch.bsky.

social/Bluesky @sofarrsogud.bsky.social/Bluesky @chalza.

bsky.social/Bluesky @fesshole.bsky.

social/Bluesky My husband keeps taking all my tweezers so I'm dedicating this chin hair to him — meghan (@deloisivete) April 6, 2025 "> @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social/Bluesky My husband just got challenged by our daughter to complete a quiz in the Beano, “How funny are you?” He scored 4 out of 12, achieving the rank “Captain Boring”.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) April 5, 2025 "> @oneawkwardmom/Threads @rafiews.com/Bluesky Related..

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